absolute mayhem.

DIY: poetry pillow (full instructions here alisaburke)

1 month ago

I Don’t Want To Talk About It.

What’s wrong?
I don’t want to talk about it.
What the hell do you want from me?
What I want doesn’t matter anymore.
God I can never win with you.
I’m the one who is losing.

What I wanted from you was for you to hold my hand the way you did when we fell asleep watching that movie, before we ever had our first kiss. I wanted you to pull the car over, look me in the eyes, and tell me you love me more than anything like you did on our summer camping trip. What I wanted was for you to fight for me like you fought for us when I told you I didn’t think we could handle the distance. I wanted you to sit with me on the couch, like you sat by my side in the hospital. I wanted you to do sappy stuff together on Valentines, because you were the first person I truly loved on that over rated commercial holiday. I wanted you to break open a bottle of wine, not break my heart on my birthday. I wanted you to stand up for me when people were talking shit about me, when they were calling me names to my face, when your own family wouldn’t mind their own business. I wanted you to tell me you wanted me more than anything, when I asked you what you wanted to do now. I wanted you to be as sad as you were when that other girl broke your heart and you two weren’t even dating. I wanted you to hold me when I was crying my soul out. I wanted you to hurt the way I hurt when I realized you woke up one day and realized I wasn’t worth it anymore. What I wanted was for you to tell me you gave a flying fuck about something, anything, even if it wasn’t me. But what I wanted doesn’t matted anymore, so please, for the love of Christ and all that is Holy, stop asking me that stupid question, because I’m never going to tell you.

1 month ago

simonefiasco:

Cinnamon Bun Eggnog Martini

Ingredients

4 ounces Cinnamon Bun Bite infused vodka
4 ounces non-alcoholic eggnog
2 ounces Irish cream liquor

Directions
Combine ingredients into a cocktail shaker filled halfway with ice.
Shake for 30-40 seconds and pour into chilled martini glasses.
Garnish with a cinnamon stick or skewered Cinnamon Bun Bites

Notes:
For the Cinnamon Bun Bite infused vodka

Combine 6 ounces good quality vodka and 1/4 cup Cinnamon Bun Bite candies in a clean mason jar. Close jar tightly and store in a cool dry place for 3-7 days. Give it a good shake once or twice per day.

1 month ago

myidealhome:

DIY: poetry pillow (full instructions here alisaburke)

1 month ago

fuckyeahtattoos:

What is simple in the moonlight, by the morning never is. Lua-Bright Eyes

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1 month ago

thecakebar:

Peanut Butter Stuffed Caramel Apples! (recipe)

2 months ago

Do you remember when people weren’t shitty people?
When roommates didn’t fight about ground beef seasoning?
When people who said they loved you didn’t ignore you?
When neighbors didn’t ask you for favors and then bail on you?
When friends didn’t replace your for other people, including their boyfriends?
When parents were supportive and not just controlling bastards?
When working hard in life got you somewhere?

Some people change in life- and it’s not always for the better. Thank you for not giving a damn anymore; I hope you all have wonderful lives with people who will always be there for you.

2 months ago

Self-explanatory.

2 months ago

(Source: ghostrealm)

2 months ago

julie911:

DIY Fall Leaf Candle

This is an idea from Gingerbread Snowflakes. Visit her website for more crafts.

You’ll need

Dried, pressed fall leaves

Regular Mod Podge

A jar and a brush

Instructions

1. Dry beautiful, colorful fall leaves using this method. Drying should take only about two weeks.

2. Smear Mod Podge all over the sides of the jar. Do not apply Mod Podge to the bottom or the grooved lid area.

3. Place your dry leaf right onto the Mod Podge and press into place. Brush over the leaf with more Mod Podge.

4. Continue adding leaves and Mod Podge until your jar is covered with leaves. Overlap a few, but keep in mind that overlap areas do reduce the light that can pass through. I find that lighter colored leaves work best. Use the darker leaves as accents.

5. Once you have finished placing your leaves around the jar surface, use the flat end of your brush to create a stippled pattern in the Mod Podge areas NOT covered by leaves. This step will create a more pleasing pattern than will brush strokes when light shines through these “open” areas on the jar.

6. Let the candle dry thoroughly and then apply a second coat of Mod Podge, again “stippling” the open areas.

7. Let the jar dry several hours or overnight. Overspray with acrylic spray.

8. When dry, pop a tea light in the bottom and you are done!

Several of these, in different sizes, would be gorgeous on a fall party table.